Blood & Plunder: How I Sew Sails

I started painting and modeling for Blood & Plunder in mid-2022. I recently finished rigging a Brigantine as well as a few boats, and took pictures to share my process for sewing sails. This method requires a simple sewing machine and minimal sewing experience.

The Brigantine was able to land, but all men who went ashore died or routed. Firelock Games miniatures and Brigantine ship model. Everything created and/or painted by Alan Ferrency.

Tools and Materials

I use thin cotton fabric for my sails. I look for a thin, natural colored cotton muslin at the fabric store. When sewing the sails, I use ordinary white or natural colored sewing thread. When rigging I use a thicker upholstery thread and tan colored elastic cord.

Tools:

  • A sewing machine. It only needs to perform a straight stitch, but you’ll have a much easier time if the machine can sew slowly and/or has a hand wheel to advance the needle manually as needed.
  • Scissors. Don’t underestimate the importance of sharp scissors for use when sewing. Cutting fabric should feel like cutting paper, not like chewing jerky. Most folks who sew regularly dedicate a pair of scissors for use only to cut fabric, to reduce the need for sharpening.
  • An iron. Although it is possible to do without an iron and to use sewing pins instead, you will have a much better time using a clothes iron to prepare your hems. In some locations, both irons and sewing machines are commonly available inexpensively at thrift stores and/or estate sales.
  • Water spray bottle. In a pinch you can use a bowl and your hands; you just need to be able to get the fabric damp in a predictable way.
  • Pencil and paper.

Making Sails

In order to make sails, you first need a paper pattern for each sail shape you will be making. You can download sail templates from the Firelock Games DLC site, but beware that these templates often do not perfectly match the assembled rigging. I recommend using paper to fiddle with the exact shape of the sail required, based on your (partially) assembled rigging. Once you have the sail shape correct, you can trace the paper’s shape onto cloth to make a cloth sail.

Trace each pattern onto the cotton cloth, leaving at least 3/8″ (1cm) extra cloth on each side.

I iron the fabric before tracing patterns, to make sure it’s flat and wrinkle-free. When tracing the paper patterns onto the cloth, the direction of the pattern in relation to the cloth is important. Cloth has long straight fibers going the length of the cloth (the warp) and looser, slightly more stretchy fibers going across the warp (the weft); but it’s stretchiest along the diagonal. In order to make your sails look “billowed” correctly, especially if you’ll be using sizing (glue) to curve them, you will want to make sure that the seam lines shown on the sail pattern are parallel to the warp (length) of the fabric. When designing your own sails, typically the seam lines go vertically on square sails, or parallel to the longest side on non-square sails.

Trace around each pattern using a pencil, leaving at least 3/8″ extra cloth on each side, or more between two pieces. This is a folding line, not a cutting line! You need extra cloth outside the line to hem each edge, so cut at least 3/8″ from the line.

When you cut the sails, don’t cut on the line! Leave at least 3/8″ (10mm) of extra cloth on each side.

The next step is to prepare the edges of the sails for sewing. For this, we first fold over the corners and iron them, and then fold over each side and iron it. The objective is to get the pencil line on the outside of the fold once you’re finished ironing. It may not be perfect the first time, but the closer you are, the closer you’ll be to the right size.

Spray the sail to make it damp. Fold a corner over, leaving the pencil line on the outside, so the fold stops just at the corner where pencil lines meet. Use the iron to press the corner until it is dry and stays in place.
Next, do the same on each side: spray, fold, iron to press into place. When you’re finished, iron the entire sail flat. Everything should stay in place without unfolding or causing trouble.

When working with sails with sharp corners such as Lateen or Gaff sails, you may end up with the side fabric overlapping where the next side needs to fold on the corner. I recommend trimming away any overlapping cloth, as long as you don’t cut into the bottom layer or the corner itself. You may also need to trim the second fold before cutting to avoid sewing down too many layers. I usually start on the pointy corner so I pay attention to it.

Trim sharp corners as needed to allow the next corner to fold correctly.

Next is the fun part: sewing!

Here, the overall objective is to sew a line around the edge of each sail to secure the edge, and then to sew decorative “seam” lines along the length of the sail. These lines represent the seams between pieces of sailcloth on an actual sail. Sails are wider than a single bold of cloth, so many pieces of cloth must be sewn together to form a sail. Those seams are typically less stretchy than the rest of the sail, which affects the way the sail looks when it is billowed. Luckily for us, a decorative straight stitch at the proper tension is also less stretchy than the cloth, which helps the sail billow more realistically.

Start sewing exactly at the corner of the sail, only 1/16″ (1-2mm) from the edge.

Start sewing on one corner, using a straight stitch, very close to the edge. I use a tight stitch, maybe 2-3 mm long. I usually lock the threads on the end by making 2 stitches, reversing for 2 stitches, and then stitching forward until the next corner. To sew a perfect tight corner: go slowly or manually until you reach the corner with the needle in the fabric exactly where you want the corner. Then stop sewing, lift the presser foot, turn the fabric to align it with the new sewing direction, and start sewing the new edge.

When you get to the end, lock the thread with 2 more stitches and trim the excess thread.

When complete, you should have a clean line of stitching close to each edge, with a lot of extra fabric on the inside.

After sewing the edges of each sail, we need to trim the excess fabric before sewing the decorative seam lines. For this, I carefully align the part I’m cutting off on my lower scissor blade as I carefully cut as close as possible to the stitching without cutting the stitching or the lower fabric layer. The corners require extra work because they have several layers of excess fabric that must all be trimmed.

Trimmed sails, ready to sew seam lines as needed.

After the edges are trimmed, the sails may need a bit of ironing to make them flat again. Sewing the decorative seam lines is straightforward. I lock the threads on each end here as well. I mark the location of each line, to make sure they’re spaced correctly, and I use the decorative trim on the front of my sewing machine to keep the fabric aligned. A sticky ruler or marker lines on your machine would work at least as well.

Everything Else

This article is about the sewing… sorry no pics of anything else.

I don’t typically dye or stain my sail cloth, but I do often end up with mineral stains due to ironing that help give it a weathered look… I tell myself, looking on the bright side.

For fore-aft sails, I typically leave the cloth loose, without any glue or starch to keep it in a specific shape. I tend to use tension-based rigging instead of gluing all my yards in place, so the cloth ends up as a bit of a structural component of the rigging when I’m finished.

For square sails, my current technique is to curve the sail on a rubber playground ball, using a mixture of extremely watered down white glue. I use a brush to saturate the sail with watered down glue, and to press it into a curved shape on the ball. Since cloth is stretchier in the diagonal, you’ll naturally end up with the corners ending up a it pointier and the edges curved inward. To keep the top edge of large square sails straight for mounting on the beam, I use a skewer to keep the top edge of the sail straight while the rest is curved onto the ball.

Completed Brigantine using the sails sewn in this article.

MtG Commander: Omnath, Locus of the Roil

The problem with Omnath is that they want to be elemental tribal, +1/+1 counters, and landfall at the same time. I blame it on Risen Reef.

This deck wins sometimes, but usually becomes trigger hell without accomplishing very much. It also draws hate because it looks impressive while it’s not doing anything.

I’m taking this apart so I can build a pure lands deck. I chose Gretchen Titchwillow as the commander, and I’ll probably build it around land bouncing and card draw.

Omnath, Locus of the Roil

Commander (1)
Omnath, Locus of the Roil

Creatures (28)
Amplifire
Archetype of Imagination
Brighthearth Banneret
Cavalier of Thorns
Creeping Trailblazer
Embodiment of Spring
Evolution Sage
Fertilid
Flux Channeler
Forgotten Ancient
Frost Lynx
Grove Rumbler
Grumgully, the Generous
Ivy Elemental
Omnath, Locus of Rage
Overgrowth Elemental
Phytotitan
Risen Reef
Rumbling Ruin
Scampering Scorcher
Soulbright Flamekin
Soul of the Harvest
Springbloom Druid
Tatyova, Benthic Druid
Thorn Elemental
Thrummingbird
Tilonalli’s Summoner
Walker of the Grove

Planeswalkers (1)
Chandra, Novice Pyromancer

Artifacts (5)
Crystal Shard
Door of Destinies
Rhonas’s Monument
The Great Henge
Urza’s Incubator

Enchantments (8)
Elemental Bond
Elemental Mastery
Fires of Yavimaya
Guardian Project
Kasmina’s Transformation
Lignify
Rhythm of the Wild
The Mending of Dominaria

Spells (19)
Awakening of Vitu-Ghazi
Counterspell
Crush of Tentacles
Evacuation
Explore
Farseek
Final Fortune
Harrow
Harvest Season
Nature’s Lore
Nissa’s Pilgrimage
Purphoros’s Intervention
Rampant Growth
Return of the Wildspeaker
River’s Rebuke
Shenanigans
Skyshroud Claim
Tempt with Vengeance
Temur Charm
Lands (38)
Cinder Glade
Evolving Wilds
11 Forest
Gateway Plaza
Gruul Guildgate
Gruul Turf
Island
Izzet Guildgate
Mana Confluence
Mountain
Rugged Highlands
Sanctum of Eternity
Simic Growth Chamber
Simic Guildgate
Spire Garden
Strip Mine
Taiga
Temple of Mystery
Terramorphic Expanse
Thornwood Falls
Volcanic Island

MtG Commander: Meren of Clan Nel Toth

Here is my attempt at a Meren Modular deck. The deck uses Meren of Clan Nel Toth‘s ability to recur Modular creatures, collecting all the +1/+1 counters on fewer creatures. I haven’t had it happen yet, but the ultimate goal was to play Ashnod’s Transmogrant on Meren and drop all the counters on her in her new artifact form. Practical? Nope. Fun? Yeah, I liked it.

The deck did well with recurring ramp, but there aren’t enough Modular creatures for it to consistently function. I could probably increase my self-mill to compensate, but it’s also slow because I don’t have many ways to ramp my experience counters early on. It is fun to play, but I’d like to build a Modular deck with another commander.

Meren of the Machine cult

Commander (1)
Meren of Clan Nel Toth

Creatures (37)
Arcbound Bruiser
Arcbound Crusher
Arcbound Fiend
Arcbound Hybrid
Arcbound Lancer
Arcbound Overseer
Arcbound Reclaimer
Arcbound Slith
Arcbound Stinger
Arcbound Worker
Beast Whisperer
Brawn
Corpsejack Menace
Crashing Drawbridge
Evolution Sage
Extruder
Forgotten Ancient
Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Jhoira’s Familiar
Meteor Golem
Monoskelion
Myr Scrapling
Nyx Weaver
Plaguecrafter
Reclamation Sage
Renata, Called to the hunt
Reyhan, Last of the Abzan
Sakura-Tribe Elder
Scrapyard recombiner
Shambling Shell
Shambling Suit
Springbloom Druid
Steel Overseer
Stonecoil Serpent
Winding Constrictor
Wood Elves
Yavimaya Granger

Artifacts (12)
Ashnod’s Transmogrant
Blinkmoth Urn
Golgari Signet
Mana Vault
Nevinyrral’s Disk
Ring of Kalonia
Phyrexian Vault
Prowler’s Helm
Sol Ring
Strionic Resonator
Weapon Rack
Whispersilk Cloak

Enchantments (5)
Hydra’s Growth
Khalni Heart Expedition
Moldervine Reclamation
New Horizons
Path of Discovery

Spells (9)
Colossal Majesty
Deathsprout
Finale of Eternity
Increasing Savagery
Life’s Legacy
Momentous Fall
Putrefy
Return of the Wildspeaker
Solidarity of Heroes
Lands (36)
Atzal, Cave of Eternity
Bayou
Bojuka Bog
Command Tower
Emergence Zone
Forest
Golgari Guildgate
Golgari Rot Farm
Grim Backwoods
Jungle Hollow
Llanowar Reborn
Mishra’s Factory
Myriad Landscape
Opal Palace
Strip Mine
Swamp
Tainted Wood
Urza’s Mine
Urza’s Power Plant
Urza’s Tower

MtG Commander: Teysa Karlov

We’re disassembling another deck. This Orzhov token sacrifice deck needed too many parts in play at the same time to really succeed. It was fun to play, but too slow and inconsistent to win much.

Oops! It also looks like I lost a card somewhere along the way.

Teysa Karlov Token Sacrifice

Commander (1)
Teysa Karlov

Creatures (30)
Burnished Hart
Ministrant of Obligation
Weaponcraft Enthusiast
Priest of Forgotten Gods
Orzhov Enforcer
doomed Dissenter
Teysa, Orzhov Scion
Sifter of Skulls
Piper of the Swarm
God-Eternal Bontu
Bontu the Glorified
Falkenrath Noble
Smothering Abomination
Sengir Autocrat
Ayara, First of Locthwain
Plagued Rusalka
Pitiless Plunderer
Sling-Gang Lieutenant
Nightmare Shepherd
Syr Konrad, the Grim
Butcher of Malakir
Whisper, Blood Liturgist
Cruel Celebrant
Vindictive Vampire
Reassembling Skeleton
Zulaport Cutthroat
Vampire Aristocrat
Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
Lampad of Death’s Vigil
Requiem Angel

Planeswalkers (4)
Elspeth, Sun’s Champion
Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
Liliana, Death’s Majesty
Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Artifacts (15)
Bontu’s Monument
Orzhov Signet
Wishclaw Talisman
Darksteel Ingot
Orzhov locket
Talisman of Hierarchy
Sorcerer’s Broom
Sol Ring
Bolas’s Citadel
Fellwar Stone
Commander’s Sphere
Arcane Signet
Bankrupt in Blood
Ashnod’s Altar
Altar of Dementia

Enchantments (3)
Attrition
Doom Foretold
Black Market

Spells (10)
Mortify
Dusk // Dawn
Raise the Alarm
Spark Harvest
Fated Retribution
Altar’s Reap
Fumigate
Swords to Plowshares
Return to Dust
Blood Divination
Lands (36)
11 Swamp
10 Plains
Scoured Barrens
Fetid Heath
Witch’s Cottage
Forsaken Sanctuary
Howltooth Hollow
Kjeldoran Outpost
Orzhov Basilica
Godless Shrine
Scrubland
Temple of Silence
Tainted Field
Foundry of the Consuls
Command Tower
Temple of the False God
Orzhov Guildgate

MTG Commander: Chulane, Teller of Tales (Again)

The first time I played an earlier version of this deck, I won by feeding way too much mana into a Hydra Broodmaster to make 17 17/17 creatures and a 22/22 with haste on turn 4. In response I took out most of the good cards that allowed this: Concordant Crossroads, Guardian Project, Priest of Titania, Elvish Archdruid, and most of the rest of the permanent card draw other than Chulane. Now the deck just spins its wheels a lot instead of winning.

Chulane, Teller of Tales has gained a strong reputation for being super powerful, even by accident. Since I’m not interested in building a cEDH deck, I think I should limit its use to highly themed decks that need its ability to function at all, rather than trying to build around his abilities. Maybe I should’ve kept my thanksgiving deck together instead?

The point of this deck is: lots of mana ramp via dorks, and big fat X creatures. Having Haste makes this deck work much better; too much better, especially with Mobilize and Vitalize to untap all the dorks and use them again.

Chulane Tells Stories About Elves and Monsters

Commander (1)
Chulane, Teller of Tales

Creatures (41)
Avacyn’s Pilgrim
Beanstalk Giant
Birds of Paradise
Devoted Druid
Druid of the Cowl
Elvish Harbinger
Elvish Mystic
End-Raze Forerunners
Faeburrow Elder
Fyndhorn Elves
Giant Adephage
God-Eternal Rhonas
Gyre Engineer
Heart Warden
Heroes’ Bane
Hydra Broodmaster
Incubation Druid
Ivy Elemental
Krakilin
Leaf Gilder
Leafkin Druid
Llanowar Elves
Llanowar Tribe
Maraleaf Pixie
Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
Mother of Runes
Nimbus Swimmer
Nylea, God of the Hunt
Paradise Druid
Passwall Adept
Quirion Elves
Rampaging Baloths
Ramunap Excavator
Silhana Wayfinder
Steelbane Hydra
Taunting Elf
Tidespout Tyrant
Whisperer of the Wilds
Wildborn Preserver
Worldsoul Colossus
Yeva, Nature’s Herald

Enchantments (6)
Freed from the Real
Growing Rites of Itlimoc
Leyline of Anticipation
Oblivion Ring
Path of Discovery
Prison Realm

Sorcery (6)
Displacement Wave
Mobilize
Phyrexian Rebirth
Primal Surge
Whirlwind
Winds of Abandon

Instant (8)
Dramatic Reversal
Eladamri’s Call
March of the Multitudes
Mercy Killing
Mystic Confluence
Return of the Wildspeaker
Settle the Wreckage
Vitalize

Arifacts (4)
Prowler’s Helm
Rhonas’s Monument
Ring of Kalonia
Stonecoil Serpent
Lands (34)
Azorius Chancery
Bant Panorama
Blossoming Sands
Bountiful Promenade
Canopy Vista
Evolving Wilds
Exotic Orchard
Fabled Passage
Flooded Grove
Forest
Hallowed Fountain
Island
Krosan Verge
Myriad Landscape
Plains
Prairie Stream
Rogue’s Passage
Savannah
Sea of Clouds
Selesnya Sanctuary
Simic Growth Chamber
Sungrass Prairie
Sunpetal Grove
Temple of Mystery
Thornwood Falls
Tranquil Cove
Tropical Island
Tundra
Wirewood Lodge
Yavimaya Coast

MTG Commander: Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest

After taking apart my Elsha of the Infinite deck, I’ve built two versions of a Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest Voltron deck. Both aimed to suddenly deal lethal command damage to an opponent in a single attack: One-Punch Man style.

The first version tried to minimize board presence: other than land and mana rocks, the only permanent allowed was Shu Yun himself. The deck basically cast Shu Yun once you could protect him, and then built up a lethal hand. On the right turn, you cast enough buff and evasion spells so his activated double strike ability deals lethal command damage, and attack. He was vulnerable after either being attacked or attacking, so it was challenging to take on more than one opponent. The only hope the deck had was politicking itself into the final pair.

The main reason I rebuilt the deck is because it wasn’t very fun for me to play. Most of the time you did nothing other than cull your hand and try to think of new reasons people shouldn’t attack you. I prefer doing things instead of being patient.

The deck listed here is the last iteration of Shu Yun, One-Punch Man. It uses equipment and other permanents for better value, and to help with the longevity problem of the previous version. One-Punch Man With a Cane. It’s a lot more straightforward, and projects its danger through board presence a bit more obviously. It works better than the first version, and is more fun for me to play. However, we have so many Voltron-style decks that this has been pushed to the bottom of the pile. I have a very similar Okaun/Zndrsplt coin-flip deck that I’ll basically always play instead of this one, so… time to strip it for parts.

Shu Yun, One-Punch Man

Commander (1)
Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest

Instants (24)
Apostle’s Blessing
Arcane Denial
Brainstorm
Brute Force
Chaos Warp
Counterspell
Crypsis
Deflecting Palm
Fists of Flame
Fists of the Anvil
Gods Willing
Hindering Light
Infuriate
Leap
Memory Lapse
Mystical Tutor
Restore the Peace
Run Amok
Rush of Blood
Shadow Rift
Shelter
Swerve
Swords to Plowshares
Titan’s Strength

Sorceries (14)
Aether Gale
Artful Dodge
Divine Reckoning
Foresee
Gravitic Punch
Insult // Injury
Merchant Scroll
Prosperity
River’s Rebuke
Shenanigans
Slip Through Space
Stealth Mission
Theft of Dreams
Wrath of God

Creatures (7)
Burnished Hart
Feather, the Redeemed
Jori En, Ruin Diver
Lu Xun, Scholar General
Mother of Runes
Nivix Guildmage
Talrand, Sky Summoner

Artifacts (16)
Azorius Signet
Bident of Thassa
Boros Signet
Commander’s Sphere
Darksteel Ingot
Fellwar Stone
Firemind Vessel
Inquisitor’s Flail
Izzet Signet
Jeskai Banner
Leering Emblem
Mana Vault
Runechanter’s Pike
Sol Ring
Wayfarer’s Bauble
Whispersilk Cloak

Enchantments (2)
Madcap Skills
Aqueous Form

Planeswalker (1)
Narset, Parter of Veils
Lands (35)
Cascade Bluffs
Command Tower
Evolving Wilds
Exotic Orchard
Fabled Passage
Faerie Conclave
Forge of Heroes
Highland Lake
Island
Izzet Boilerworks
Mountain
Myriad Landscape
Mystic Monastery
Mystic Sanctuary
Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
Plains
Plateau
Prairie Stream
Reflecting Pool
Rugged Prairie
Sejiri Refuge
Strip Mine
Swiftwater Cliffs
Temple of Triumph
Terramorphic Expanse
Tranquil Cove
Tundra
Vivid Creek
Volcanic Island
Wind-Scarred Crag
Zhalfirin Void

MTG Commander: Mogis, God of Slaughter

This deck is a hateful creation. For some reason it feels horrible to play against in 1v1, but isn’t as annoying in multiplayer.

Where the deck falls short is in how fun it is to play. Since most of the deck consists of pain and taxes, playing the deck well is more about pestering your opponents to remember your cards’ triggers, than making interesting gameplay decisions.

Even with all that trigger policing, if the deck wins, it’s typically a bit more Voltron: commander damage from Mogis once you have a few damage multipliers on the board.

It looks like I built two decks into one, again.

This was built long before Theros: Beyond Death came out; there may be some new enchantments that would be worth including. Many of the cards are just weird old cards I’ve never had a chance to play.

Mogis, God of Laughter

Commander (1)
Mogis, God of Slaughter

Enchantments (19)
Aether Flash
Ancient Runes
Citadel of Pain
Dauthi Embrace
Death Pits of Rath
Dictate of the Twin Gods
Gratuitous Violence
Haunting Wind
Impulsive Maneuvers
Last Laugh
Leyline of Combustion
Manabarbs
No Mercy
Kaya’s Ghostform
Revenge of Ravens
Spellshock
Subversion
Sulfuric Vortex
Theater of Horrors

Creatures (13)
Fate Unraveler
Forgeborn Oreads
Grim Guardian
Harsh Mentor
Heartless Hidetsugu
Hissing Iguanar
Immolation Shaman
Mayhem Devil
Sorceress Queen
Syr Konrad, the Grim
Torbran, Thane of Red Fell
Tunneling Geopede
Viashino Heretic

Spells (4)
Extinguish All Hope
Hour of Devastation
In Garruk’s Wake
Magmaquake

Artifacts (26)
Ankh of Mishra
Bag of Holding
Charcoal Diamond
Commander’s Sphere
Darksteel Ingot
Dingus Staff
Endless Atlas
Fellwar Stone
Fire Diamond
Firemind Vessel
God-Pharaoh’s Statue
Grafted Exoskeleton
Greatsword
Iron Maiden
Mana Vault
Prowler’s Helm
Rakdos Cluestone
Rakdos Locket
Rakdos Signet
Sol Ring
Staff of Nin
Swiftfoot Boots
Tapestry of the Ages
Umbilicus
Well of Knowledge
Wishclaw Talisman

Planeswalkers (3)
Jaya, Venerated Firemage
Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted
Tibalt, Rakish Instigator
Lands (36)
Akoum Refuge
Bloodfell Caves
Cinder Marsh
Luxury Suite
14 Mountain
Rakdos Guildgate
Rogue’s Passage
Spawning Pool
Sulfurous Springs
12 Swamp
Tainted Peak
Urborg Volcano

MTG Commander: Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain

What happens when Skyship Weatherlight returns to home port after years of sailing the multiverse? This deck demonstrates by unloading artifacts all over the place until you run out of playmat to put them on.

The basic idea of the deck is to get out Jhoira and keep her alive long enough to play the rest of your deck in one turn. Every time you cast an artifact, you draw a card. Most of the artifacts are mana stones or mana discounts for other artifacts. Eventually you’re playing mana stones for less mana than they cost, and the only thing left to stop you is running out of artifacts in hand. To avoid this, the deck includes X draw spells and plenty of artifacts that draw additional cards. There are a few protection spells for Jhoira, but the biggest protection is the massive amount of mana available to recast her.

After playing Elsha of the Infinite as a spellslinger deck, I intended to build it into an artifact storm deck. When I read Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain, I decided she’d make a much better commander for this deck. The main problem I had with Elsha was getting stuck when I couldn’t play the top card. After playing this deck I can say that drawing a card after playing an artifact is more effective than just being able to play the top card of the deck.

I think I should start adding a standard evaluation section with my impressions of the deck. Something like this:

  • Power level: 8
  • Fun to play: Yes
  • Fun to play against: once, maybe?
  • Optimal number of opponents: 0

This is a pretty fast deck that’s very fun to play and has a variety of win conditions, but don’t expect your opponents to have much fun watching you play every card in your deck. There’s interaction, but it’s mostly in the form of preventing other people from interacting with you, or recovering when they do.

I like how this deck provides a place where horrible cards can have their day in the spotlight. I don’t think I’ve ever actually used a Barbed Sextant before, but once your engine is running, drawing 2 cards for 0 mana is great.

The deck originally had a primary win condition of self mill with Jace, Wielder of Mysteries, though it also won with creatures or Psychosis Crawler as well, usually more quickly. Tuning up the deck with additions like Aetherflux Reservoir mostly reduced the length of the last turn rather than decreasing the turn count before it won.

This deck was originally built with cards I had on hand, and then upgraded with 5-10 singles. As I tuned it, I noticed several things about exactly which janky artifacts and support cards work best:

  • Card draw is better than land tutoring in this deck, so I dropped cards like Wanderer’s Twig. Tutors also slow down an already slow deck, so removing them is best. The deck doesn’t need any of its slow fetch lands either.
  • Artifact casting cost is eventually discounted to 0, but activation costs aren’t. You’ll rarely want to spend mana on an activated ability, but color fixers like Terrarion are useful since they don’t actually use the mana, and they help you fix your colors to cast Braingeyser.
  • Mana discounts really speed up the deck. I added the Mages before I had enough discount cards, but now they may not be needed.
  • Clock of Omens is awesome, don’t forget to use it!
  • Mind Over Matter can be a great sink for all the lands your hand is bound to fill up with.
  • I really have no clue why I have 8 mountains and 7 islands. There aren’t any red cards, don’t do that.

Stevedore's Nightmare: Unlading Skyship Weatherlight

Commander: (1)
Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain

Artifacts: (42)
Aetherflux Reservoir
Aether Spellbomb
Arcane Signet
Barbed Sextant
Basalt Monolith
Blinkmoth Urn
Chromatic Sphere
Clock of Omens
Fellwar Stone
Ghoulcaller’s Bell
Golden Egg
Golem Foundry
Guild Globe
Hedron Archive
Howling Mine
Ivory Tower
Izzet Cluestone
Izzet Locket
Izzet Signet
Lotus Petal
Mana Vault
Manifold Key
Mask of Avacyn
Mind Stone
Panic Spellbomb
Perpetual Timepiece
Pit Trap
Pyrite Spellbomb
Seer’s Sundial
Semblance Anvil
Sisay’s Ring
Sol Ring
Terrarion
Thought Vessel
Tormod’s Crypt
Unstable Obelisk
Ur-Golem’s Eye
Voyager Staff
Wand of Vertebrae
Welding Jar
Witching Well
Worn Powerstone

Creatures: (12)
Etherium Sculptor
Foundry Inspector
Herald of Kozilek
Jhoira’s Familiar
Myr Battlesphere
Ornithopter
Psychosis Crawler
Shambling Suit
Stonecoil Serpent
Tribute Mage
Trophy Mage
Walking Atlas

Other Stuff: (15)
Braingeyser
Brainstorm
Compulsion
Diplomatic Immunity
Drawn from Dreams
Hurkyl’s Recall
Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
Mind Over Matter
Paradoxical Outcome
Prosperity
Rapid Hybridization
Reality Shift
Taigam’s Scheming
Ugin, the Ineffable
Windfall
Lands: (30)
Buried Ruin
Evolving Wilds
Fabled Passage
Geier Reach Sanitarium
Highland Lake
Island
Izzet Guildgate
Mountain
Reliquary Tower
Rogue’s Passage
Scorched Ruins
Stalking Stones
Strip Mine
Swiftwater Cliffs
Temple of the False God
Terramorphic Expanse
Warped Landscape

MTG Commander: Yarok, the Desecrated

Another blog, another early deck I built that it’s time to take apart.

This deck has a lot of Yarok ETB synergy, but not much focus. It’s a toolbox without a single strong path to victory. There are infinite mana combos with Peregrine Drake and Shrieking Drake or other bouncers, and bouncing Gray Merchant of Asphodel is good for lethal damage, and Phyrexian Ingester can get huge when its ETB trigger is doubled. When the deck succeeds, it’s when it happens to draw the cards required to slow the game down long enough to eventually win on its own terms.

Yarok, the Dessicated

Commander (1)
Yarok, the Desecrated

Creatures (51)
Acidic Slime
Aether Adept
Agent of Treachery
Archaeomancer
Avatar of Growth
Blood Seeker
Boneclad necromancer
Cavalier of Night
Cloudkin Seer
Coiling Oracle
District Guide
Dream Stalker
Eidolon of Blossoms
Elvish Rejuvenator
Elvish Visionary
Fleshbag Marauder
Gatecreeper Vine
Golgari Findbroker
Gravedigger
Gray Merchant of Asphodel
Grim Guardian
Healer of the Glade
Highway Robber
Horizon Chimera
Howling Giant
Identity Thief
Jace’s Mindseeker
Man-o’-War
Massacre Girl
Mulldrifter
Nekrataal
Pelakka Wurm
Peregrine Drake
Phyrexian Ingester
Pharika’s Mender
Ravenous Chupacabra
Reclamation Sage
Risen Reef
Salvager of Secrets
Satyr Wayfinder
Sea Gate Oracle
Shrieking Drake
Sower of Temptation
Storm Sculptor
Sylvan Ranger
Tatyova, Benthic Druid
Whirler Rogue
Wood Elves
Yarok’s Fenlurker
Yavimaya Granger
Zulaport Cutthroat

Sorceries (3)
Blood for Bones
Bone Splinters
Gruesome Fate

Enchantments (1)
Trespasser’s Curse

Instants (6)
Displace
Ghostly Flicker
Murder
Rescue from the Underworld
Teferi’s Time Twist
Worldly Tutor

Artifacts (2)
Bag of Holding
Swiftfoot Boots
Lands (36)
Evolving Wilds
Golgari guildgate
Halimar Depths
Pine Barrens
Simic Guildgate
Survivors’ Encampment
Tainted Isle
Tainted Wood
Temple of Mystery
Thornwood Falls
Underground Sea
Island
Swamp
Forest